Anonymous asked:

Wario, do you hate all cis people, and all hetero people? I'm just really curious about this. Also, if you're curious, I'm not part of either group, so that's not why I'm asking.

Barbie and the Three Musketeers is a 2009 computer animated direct-to-video film and part of the CGI Barbie film series.[1] It was released on DVD on September 15, 2009.[2] The story is based on The Three Musketeers by Alexander Dumas.

Corinne (played by Barbie) is a country girl from Gascony who dreams of being a musketeer in France. She goes to Paris with a letter for Monsieur Treville, the captain of the musketeers and an old friend of her father, hoping to be accepted as a musketeer.

But being a musketeer is not easy for Corinne. She is made fun of, and hired as a palace maid, not a musketeer. She meets her coworkers, three other girls who also dream of being musketeers too: Viveca, Aramina, and Renee. The next day when they return to work, a chandelier drops, and Viveca, Aramina, and Renee show off their musketeering skills. Corinne also finds a small ruby and above finds that the rope has been cut.

An old maid named Helen overhears their conversation and takes them through a secret passageway, where she leads them to the old musketeer training room, and agrees to train the four girls to be true musketeers. Soon the four girls are mastering their skills with Helen’s help.

One day, while Corinne is cleaning the windows, she spots the prince hanging from his flying machine and runs to help him. The prince thanks Corinne and later falls in love with her. but later, she finds that the rope has been cut, just like the chandelier!

One night, Corinne, Viveca, Aramina, and Renee decide to celebrate their musketeering skills and walk into the dark, quiet streets. They encounter a man who pulls out a knife, and Corrine realises it matches the ruby she found next to the chandelier. They soon discover that the Regent’s men were sneaking weapons into the masquerade ball to kill the prince! Finally, Corinne and her friends have a chance to save Prince Louis from his evil cousin with a very clever plan. They wear disguises and sneak into the ball . Prince Louis names them royal musketeers. In the end, Corinne and her three friends ride horses saying, “All for One, and One for All “they are very happy.

thepsychoticfuckingbiotic asked:

There is a blog called real-justice-waluigi and it makes me want to cry. Literally the most recent post is the same tired "WELL IF WHITE PEOPLE DO IT ITS RACIST SO WHY CAN BLACK PEOPLE DO IT" argument sobs

Wario gets messages all the time asking things like “Are you friends with real-justice-waluigi???” and it’s like…

Have you even read either of our blogs?

real-justice-waluigi is tarnishing the good name of Wario’s husband with anti-sj nonsense (although these blogs almost universally hate being called “anti-sj”, thats what they are) and Wario is not happy.

Anonymous asked:

First off, *humour. Fucking yanks. Second off, you're clogging up the humor tag with your un-jokes, stop that.

social-justice-wario answered:

If you’re so adamant about the word being spelled with an ou, why are you browsing the #humor tag? WAWAWAWAWA

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[Image: An advice animal meme from the #humor tag. It says “does planking matter if no one takes a picture?” Below are several very informative tags such as “food”, “owls”, “dogs”, “hilarious”, and “rofl”]

I’m sorry that I’ve made it harder for you to enjoy these epic memes bro.

Anonymous asked:

Today I was having a discussion with a friend of a friend and he told me I couldn't be a lesbian because I said I would date a woman with a penis. His implication was that I would sleep with men and nothing I said would change his mind. I thought of you and belched really loudly. Thank you for being an inspiration and for helping me find inspiration in times of need. xxoo

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[Image: Wario crying tears of pride and joy for the anon. The text says “Wario is so proud of you”]

Never stop belching, anon. WAWAWAWAWA

Anonymous asked:

that picture of wario with all his gold that you posted actually made me calm down after reading the terrible responses. thank you for existing and running this wonderful blog, wario ;*

[Image: Wario standing tall, smiling and proud.]

Wario is glad Wario could make your day a little better. WAWAWAWAWA

Anonymous asked:

I made a post pointing out that zero suit samus is basically fanservice and have been getting nothing but metric tons of hate from whiny cishet men for it. Apparently pointing out fan service is reason enough for them to tell me to kill myself. Can you perhaps make a small post about it? They gave her combat heels. Also, one of the promo images shows intentionally her with the bunny hood item. Someone at Nintendo went out of their way to do it.

social-justice-wario answered:

Wario was also very miffed at the updated model for Zero Suit Samus they used in the Smash Bros Direct. Her breasts have fucktupled in size and her figure has become more sexualized in general.

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[Image: Screenshot of ZSS from the new game, showing her narrower stomach and much larger breasts, while her back is bent over at an uncomfortable looking angle.]

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[Image: Official render of ZSS from Brawl, the previous game. Her shoes are a little more practical and not ludicrous high-heels, her figure is at least plausible, and her breasts are not a completely ridiculous size. She’s still a little bit fanservicey, but not quite as bad]

Wario almost wishes Sakurai hadn’t been joking when he said Zero Suit Samus wouldn’t be making an appearance, if this is the kind of appearance she’s going to make.

In general, in most the games she’s appeared in, Zero Suit Samus has been disappointing, and has never had an interesting or compelling character arc or personality. Part of what makes Samus and her power suit interesting is that you can imagine what kind of person she is. But judging from her official characterizations, especially in Other M, Nintendo does not think much of her. It seems that ZSS has become an excuse to put Samus is a skin-tight body suit.

kanaya-vs-the-world:

kanaya-vs-the-world:

ARE YOU SERIOUS

ALL I HEAR YOU SAYING IS THAT SAMUS HAS A STORY ARC BUT ALSO SAMUS DOES NOT HAVE A STORY ARC???
WHAT

also i like how you purposely chose a screen shot of her in a ‘sexual’ position.

she’s crouching, apparently that’s offending? she’s probably just getting an item. she is a tall person and she is going to have to crouch to get a tiny little ball off the floor. 

zero suit samus is strong, too! people don’t play as her because she’s ‘sexy’, they play as her for an advantage!

your point is just making you sexualize her even more.

the heels are taller than the ones in brawl, yes, but that’s not going to affect her! in fact, they might make her stronger!

#hey look social justice wario said something not stupid 

NO HE FUCKING DIDN’T
I HOPE THIS IS A PARODY BLOG, IF SO GOOD JOB SIR.

You seem very upset.

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[Image: Wario swimming in a pile of gold and jewels. It’s a very happy picture]

Here’s a picture of me to help you calm down.

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